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The truth! -


TAGS: war tsa fail
Rating: 4.95/5

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armymike30 - July 1, 2014, 7:29 am
Exactly how many terrorists have the TSA caught since 9-11-01? Not a single one... How many TSA employees have been caught stealing? Way too many.
MashiMashi - November 16, 2011, 9:25 pm
They explosive swiped my dads KASHI bars
Pinakolata - October 29, 2011, 9:43 am
No, this also happened to me; including the explosives swipe.
MPsniper - October 10, 2011, 8:19 am
fake story


Homeboy sites -


TAGS: fail side site
Rating: 4.04/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 5:12 pm
great, now I have to clean my computer screen...
MashiMashi - November 16, 2011, 9:24 pm
Perfect for homeycides


Navy gives what little girl???!!!! -


TAGS: navy marine fail
Rating: 4.97/5

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arcticfalcon662 - September 25, 2012, 7:46 am
LOL LOLLY LOL LOLZ!!! conclusive proof that the UN will not win the afghan war
rerun - September 1, 2011, 8:24 pm
I knew a woman who was in the Navy, Susin is right.


The sad state of things in our great country -


TAGS: arms fail usa military weapons
Rating: 4.74/5

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bkaraus - August 25, 2013, 12:47 am
How is that AK in every house working out?
tomyironmane - August 1, 2013, 4:41 pm
It's more capable than most of what the American family is permitted to have. There's a lot of places now where even the Garand is illegal to own, to say nothing about semiauto ARs, AKs, M1As... ALL of which are illegal in many jurisdictions.
AMarinesGrandson - April 12, 2013, 12:58 am
The AK47 is modern?


Chairforce? -




Makes you think...... -


TAGS: fascism fail
Rating: 4.76/5

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Throckmorton - October 16, 2014, 11:20 am
Sounds like New York
Cyberhagen - March 9, 2013, 12:53 pm
I think step one here is critical: For the US, we had 9-11. For nazi Germany, Hitler just blamed stuff on jews. Still, we are spinning out of control.
Chuckleheads - February 5, 2013, 12:47 pm
So Bush was on track.
50cal - October 31, 2012, 11:47 am

Indeed, I would agree with you!
jorgejs76 - October 30, 2012, 2:25 pm
Uhmmm... so... Mexico is almost done...
jedimonk - August 2, 2012, 4:35 pm
sounds like we are approaching step 11
mikeneedsadrink - July 28, 2012, 11:39 pm
Nazism is the very essence of Fascism.
Pcat - July 27, 2012, 4:32 pm
Sounds more like Nazism than Fascism


What do you think? -


TAGS: guns fail
Rating: 4.77/5

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Pikeman - October 27, 2015, 8:13 am
@ bkaraus --- Then why do mass shootings happen in disarmed victim zones?
bkaraus - August 25, 2013, 12:39 am
Neither. Because suicidal nutjobs don't give a d***.


EOD prank -




Hurt Feelings Report -




Good answer by Ed. -


TAGS: ed fail
Rating: 4.93/5

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twsell - November 3, 2013, 1:49 pm
Hahaha. You spit on him...thats a**ault. Plus ignorant and you deserved it. You cant re-press charges, only the officer but you could sue and most likely lose. And you only lost 1200 dollars over three weeks? Can we guess that you have a **** job? Haha
twsell - November 3, 2013, 1:44 pm
Hahaha. You spit on him...thats a**ault. Plus ignorant and you deserved it. You cant re-press charges, only the officer but you could sue and most likely lose. And you only lost 1200 dollars over three weeks? Can we guess that you have a **** job? Haha


Stupid is as stupid does.... -


TAGS: obama fail
Rating: 4.62/5

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Pikeman - October 27, 2015, 7:59 am
Bush the younger flew the F-102 called a lawn dart from the high crash rate caused by the difficulty in flying it. He volunteered for service in Vietnam before he had enough hours in type but would when he reached the top of the list.
freasy - June 25, 2015, 1:33 pm
Chucklehead, you are a laugh, Bush was a fighter pilot and flew F4 Phantoms. You probably couldn't fly a kite...
Whoflungdung74 - October 3, 2013, 9:03 am
It's not even f*cking raining!
Chuckleheads - February 5, 2013, 12:43 pm
Bush never flew anything more complicated than a kite.
falloutghoul - January 8, 2013, 9:09 am
Ask Mary Poppins.


Now this is so true! -




The UN -


TAGS: un military fail
Rating: 4.43/5

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50cal - November 27, 2012, 11:05 am

If it was not for the US, there would be no UN, let alone the funds to keep going... Just saying...
besure - November 26, 2012, 11:22 pm
Of course, it's the US which made UN impotent. When the UN is truly democratic with all nations having equal votes and none veto powers, UN can be truly a deciding factor in world affairs.


COD in the army.... -


TAGS: fail army cod
Rating: 4.92/5

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EvilDeath99 - March 16, 2012, 9:31 am
Lol
50cal - February 27, 2012, 9:37 pm

Prefer to go in knifing....
falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 6:43 pm
So many campers...so few grenades...


MI -




The stash -


TAGS: stash marines fail
Rating: 4.75/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 12, 2013, 11:06 pm
Hipsters in the military.
brendanh - December 4, 2012, 8:39 pm
Of course it would be the Marines screwing around.


Bieber -


TAGS: fail
Rating: 4.71/5

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Homeland Security -


TAGS: fail
Rating: 4.93/5

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Airforce charts -




Canadians.... -


TAGS: fail army
Rating: 4.94/5

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All about the accessories -


TAGS: attachment fail
Rating: 5/5

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CarpetBomber52 - February 3, 2013, 12:36 pm
Look it's got ever option, I just wish I knew were the dam trigger was.
dudeishehot - February 22, 2012, 11:31 am
That looks like the M-4 the guy at the chow hall has. You know, the one that won't let you in because you're dirty.
erpiv - December 11, 2011, 1:41 pm
At least the bullet will never reach you if you get hit...look at all those metal pices!
armydude11b - November 18, 2011, 9:49 am
M-4
Skulrath - October 22, 2011, 10:28 pm
lol K, thx. Like I said, I SUCK at identifying guns past Sh**gun, Pistol, Revolver, Machine Gun, Big-Ass Gun, and Rocket Launcher lol
50cal - October 22, 2011, 7:08 pm

I really don't know with that flash suppressor, almost looks loke a .22
Skulrath - October 22, 2011, 5:57 pm
lol No, what kind of gun is it? :P (I don't know much 'bout guns, seriously lol)
50cal - October 22, 2011, 5:15 pm

lol , the shinny thing?
Skulrath - October 22, 2011, 4:56 pm
Good. Now...Identify the gun!!!! O_o


Fail epic fail.... -


TAGS: fail family
Rating: 4.06/5

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Doc03911 - April 16, 2012, 11:18 am
We get leave around the six month mark. Funny tho!


The Women's First Armored Battalion. -




Navy's of the world -




What the heck are they working on LMAO! -




Truth -




Fail -


TAGS: fail
Rating: 4.71/5

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pacman651 - April 8, 2013, 9:15 pm
The Army follows orders, they did that because it's what Washington told them to do.Ovomit and his goons need to go the way of Mussolini.
falloutghoul - March 14, 2013, 8:55 am
What the Army does and the House does are two different things.


Facepalm..... -


TAGS: fail
Rating: 4.73/5

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Whoa! -


TAGS: army fail
Rating: 4.81/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 2, 2013, 8:11 pm
US Air Force Special Forces.


Pay the toll -




Navy Skaters -




This has got to be national guard.... AD would discharge him! -


TAGS: army fatboy fail nationalguard fail
Rating: 3.92/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 24, 2014, 9:02 pm
This guy's probably a cop tech or something. Meanwhile the Marine can barley read and can barely count without taking off his shoes.
supplyfishy - March 12, 2013, 2:00 am
any one els see the US marine sitting at the table (new PT geir is the same for all branches now i belive or this could be a base mess hall point and case im nat guard and we PT just as hard as army we just aren't forced to We ARE responsible not sgts
supplyfishy - January 21, 2013, 4:06 pm
I'm in the national guard. there's like one fat guy at my drill and hes doing great at losing weight dont knock all national guardsmen just for the bad ones. its just like the chairforce there not all bad,
Rellik - November 15, 2012, 5:55 pm
WTF??? I was 10pounds over my weight and I got yelled @ so much what the hell is that and I was national guard.
spcdylan - June 27, 2012, 12:59 pm
people like that fat slob give the army a bad name... even though he is national guard that is a disgrace to the uniform, now take it off and go gut yourself!!!


Rear D soldiers -


TAGS: fail
Rating: 4.78/5

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infantry tat fail -


TAGS: fail
Rating: 4.89/5

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SamanthaNufer9 - August 1, 2011, 3:51 pm
TOO FUNNY!


Navy women..... -


TAGS: fail navy
Rating: 4.65/5

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Go figure -


TAGS: weapon fail
Rating: 4.95/5

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arcticfalcon662 - March 12, 2013, 7:03 am
WHY WHY WHY didn't obi just turn it on there and then?!


What? -


TAGS: fail
Rating: 4.92/5

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curlyrocks - November 22, 2013, 3:34 pm
That's either the worlds greatest hippie, or Bob Hope has just been out done.
valkor - June 20, 2012, 9:39 am
Bards. +5 to Morale
losangelescrimez - February 15, 2012, 2:17 pm
another 4N version of desperado
DoucheNugget - January 21, 2012, 3:46 pm
They have their own theme music!!
falloutghoul - January 15, 2012, 9:44 pm
That's no time to sing Kum-By-Ya! And no, I don't know how to spell that!


New guy in charge -




WTF over!!! -


TAGS: ball army fail
Rating: 4.43/5

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dragonrider33 - February 26, 2014, 1:16 pm
Someone needs to take her out to the curb with the rest of the trash. Should never been allowed in with that outfit on.


This is not going to end well.... -




Does it work? -


TAGS: fail french gun
Rating: 4.43/5

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Chemwong - December 29, 2012, 7:33 pm
It happens to me...
nvmname - December 11, 2011, 3:32 pm
is it fanas?
falloutghoul - October 12, 2011, 5:47 pm
What model is that?


Congress..... -




That is the truth! -


TAGS: un fail
Rating: 4.89/5

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Truth... -




Role reversal -




Marine? -


TAGS: fail marine
Rating: 4.85/5

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gojira1951 - October 19, 2014, 1:46 am
Waitin' for the FLOTUS to show us how to eat right.


This is funny -




Thoughts -




New age weapons -


TAGS: fail riot
Rating: 4.72/5

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falloutghoul - March 24, 2012, 6:11 pm
The green pigs of oppression stand no chance.
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 12:02 pm
XD Nice one 50cal 5 Angry new age weapons to you


Feel that way sometimes!! -


TAGS: fail army
Rating: 4.67/5

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greenbailey85 - October 17, 2011, 4:27 pm
the rest of the guys are stupid. There going to be looking for army guys. (family guy)


I got diss! -


TAGS: fail
Rating: 4.95/5

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TerrorAustralis - September 9, 2013, 6:20 am
this is what happens when you dual wield.
North78 - April 2, 2012, 1:08 am
Keep two aims... both
50cal - January 19, 2012, 7:05 pm

Or "special" forces!
pcat101 - January 18, 2012, 6:26 pm
must be a taliban sniper
falloutghoul - December 19, 2011, 9:22 pm
Derp!


War does not cause mental problems!!!! -


TAGS: fail
Rating: 4.88/5

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Not going to end well.... -


TAGS: women rifle fail
Rating: 4.71/5

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M0rd3kaI - February 26, 2012, 3:08 pm
"Bang... Another one bites the dust" comes to mind...
losangelescrimez - February 15, 2012, 2:28 pm
@ least shes not that dumb broad w/ the .50 desert eagle on youtube now that **** was EPIC XD
jedimonk - January 13, 2012, 3:59 pm
unless the point is to have her knock herself out, and practice n**** CPR
awesomerice - January 4, 2012, 11:20 am
Good thing it is only a .22, but any guy there needs to revoke his mancard for allowing someone to handle a firearm as such.


Rude awakening.... -


TAGS: veterans government fails military va
Rating: 5/5

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falloutghoul - October 17, 2013, 7:38 am
The nursing home?


There's your problem.... -




BCG -




Armies of the World -


TAGS: fail canada
Rating: 4.4/5

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MashiMashi - May 20, 2016, 2:01 pm
Cajnada and England or in Afghanistan a good movie about them is Jakyl road
66gt40lm - April 27, 2013, 9:23 pm
Not all the AF is summer camp, just the nonner side is. Being aircraft maintenance, our days are f***ing long (days are 10-12 hours minimum NOT deployed) and are outside the entire time. Marines always thank their one and only true god, the A-10/F-15E.
realogic - December 19, 2012, 2:22 pm
I'm a Canadian and our military is a serious joke. Our "airforce" is armed with Seaking helicopters, our ground troops are supported by the mysterious "Landking" groundcopters, and our infantry consists of a Tim Horton's employee with a pointed stick.
ls1966 - December 13, 2012, 12:43 am
I retired From the Army after 23 Years, E-9 (CSM) 6 Tours an I realize this is for fun and humor. It is kind of like family, I can pick on my brother and sister however let an outsider do it! Hoo Ahh .
TrippyXMcGuire - October 24, 2012, 7:36 pm
I dare you to say that to any member of any branch's face. Before you do please tell me.
jackandsally - May 7, 2012, 8:29 pm
are you kidding me. Airforce is nothing more than summer camp. Army doesn't know how to do their job in the middle east so they have the Marines doing it for them. As for the Navy, they go anywhere. Sea, air, or land. Time to educate yourself.
Tsnider1138 - April 16, 2012, 8:05 pm
Can't lie, our navy needs a lot of work. Air Force and Army however is pretty kick b***.
Slam - January 31, 2012, 5:35 pm
Really? Ever seen the West Ed Mall? Then get your facts straight before trying to be a smart a**.
Genericpw - December 3, 2011, 4:27 pm
Ruined by the corner logo, as SO OFTEN HAPPENS!!!!!
50cal - November 28, 2011, 7:46 pm

lol dude/lady its satire...... and don't get started about the Canadian military. Their own water amusement parks have more submarines then the Canadian Navy, if you would like to go there..... :)
highdefdrew - November 28, 2011, 3:45 pm
wait 'merica
highdefdrew - November 28, 2011, 3:44 pm
i mean jew are awesome
highdefdrew - November 28, 2011, 3:44 pm
your a faggot
Romarosa - November 28, 2011, 11:46 am
e What a a**hole...if it wasn't for the Canadians backing up and then cleaning up after most of the forementioned armies, the world would be way worse then it is now...I am very PROUD of the men and women who serve in the CANADIAN military. Shame on you!!


What an ad mistake! -


TAGS: fail ads army marines
Rating: 4.07/5

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armymike30 - June 21, 2014, 12:29 pm
it isn't a mistake, that is how the Army Reserve targets former Marines...


Rock.... not going to do it..... -




Some would think so! -


TAGS: oil army fail
Rating: 3.59/5

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Pikeman - July 15, 2013, 10:35 am
There is more oil in the USofA than in Saudi Arabia three times over. If the war was for oil it would be against the local green fascists.


It is hard to read this an believe that they really believe this crap!!! -


TAGS: westboro baptist church fail army
Rating: 2/5

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dragonrider33 - February 1, 2014, 5:29 pm
What's even harder to believe is this man was a firebrand Civil Rights Atty for racial equality. Have seen pics of him w/ACLU and Southern Christian Leadership.
1998154 - July 19, 2012, 10:49 am
i agree or we "found" a bomb in there bags at a airport. or a missle misfire made happen by god.
jedimonk - July 19, 2012, 8:33 am
sounds an awful lot like muslim extremist philosophy... so cant we just call them terrorists and let a drone deal with them?
1998154 - July 19, 2012, 5:11 am
even the sinners. don't they live in america and buy things in america if they hate america so much why are they here go to iraq and see it first hand. we are not allowed to fire unless fired appon and we are not allowed to try to kill them wound them yes
1998154 - July 19, 2012, 5:08 am
doesn't god have a funny kind of humor. to me they are saying god will protect me against the military. if they were attacked i saided if the were i really think god would just sit and watch then get full of lead. also remember god love all people.
celticairborne - July 18, 2012, 8:05 pm
Wouldn't it be a shame if there was a training "accident" that sent these idiots to their God?
celticairborne - July 18, 2012, 8:04 pm
Christianity has it's share of idiots just like any other group out there...
Chrysophase2003 - July 18, 2012, 3:08 pm
Wow. Never read any of their stuff before. Amazing how they can quote God to meet their needs; I could've sworn Christians were supposed to be God's servants, not the ones using him as their attack dog.


Failed -




Fail -


TAGS: fail
Rating: 4.64/5

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Improvise -


TAGS: fail
Rating: 4.8/5

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falloutghoul - September 8, 2012, 3:06 pm
Hit them in the face with a shovel.
Andrei1945 - May 14, 2012, 8:04 pm
If no alternatives left...


I really hope this joker bombed it on purpose! -




How the times have changed..... -




LMAO! -




Got to love COD realism, cough..... -


TAGS: cod fail army marines
Rating: 4.57/5

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falloutghoul - January 8, 2013, 9:14 am
Okay, I know how this goes: GL first, then MG, then Javelin, then AR.


Why?!?! -




Fail -


TAGS: fail
Rating: 4.89/5

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Academy -


TAGS: fail
Rating: 5/5

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Chrysophase2003 - June 3, 2012, 10:42 pm
Right up until the son of a congressman who was promoted up the chain ahead of her so he couldn't do any harm in the field decides to get handsy, she screams harassment, and then she gets drummed out on trumped up charges. Gotta love politics.
Pcat - October 13, 2011, 1:13 pm
probably explains why most officers are idiots
NumberXIII - September 10, 2011, 12:23 am
We all know the girl in the lower right will be their 5uperior!


Oh, so wrong! -




The weird military guy at the beach -




POG -




Dude, something is better then nothing!!! -


TAGS: fail army libya
Rating: 4.92/5

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quetch - September 12, 2012, 7:24 am
ventlated helment
DoucheNugget - January 21, 2012, 3:45 pm
Stay in school moron.


When the dogs are away the cats will play. -




DADT? -


TAGS: army fail
Rating: 4.31/5

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Russian made -




What you say Willis? -


TAGS: fail gat
Rating: 4.63/5

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Dependapotamus -




Not good! -




Fail -


TAGS: fail
Rating: 4.88/5

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One of these is not like the other.... -


TAGS: marines fail
Rating: 4.33/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 2:58 pm
lessee, cammies no medal, award folder, formation. Yup, Lance corporal Derpinson just picked up. Bravo. which meaans there's about a hundred of his fellow Marines watching this, standing in a box, the tedium... at least there's some small amusement now.
Pcat - June 2, 2012, 12:37 am
lol......im gunna laugh hard if he just got promoted


Win! -


TAGS: occupy fail army
Rating: 5/5

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jedimonk - January 3, 2013, 2:52 pm
Active military is


Officers? -


TAGS: officers fail
Rating: 5/5

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Pcat - July 27, 2012, 4:34 pm
Lmfao


Funny protesters -


TAGS: fail protesters
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - November 2, 2012, 10:55 am
this guy rules


Airman Fail -




Not going to end well -




What the heck!?! -




WTF navy guys? -


TAGS: navy fail
Rating: 5/5

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BobChica - September 20, 2014, 12:42 am
Fail? WTF? I'm not even Navy and I know what's going on here. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Line-crossing_ceremony


Those hard working MPs! -


TAGS: fail army mp
Rating: 4.86/5

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MashiMashi - April 9, 2013, 2:09 pm
Mannequin speed trap makes you slow down
falloutghoul - March 12, 2013, 8:56 am
They word too hard, hence the "Sleeping on the Job."


Womens Camo -


TAGS: fail
Rating: 4.75/5

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Opinions and thoughts? -


TAGS: military humor fail ptsd
Rating: 4.6/5

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50cal - April 28, 2014, 8:14 am

LMAO!
curlyrocks - April 25, 2014, 4:05 pm
it's not real. Let's try an experiment, 50cal, Fox, you guys are jerks and you stink. Did that hurt worse than anything you guys suffered on deployment?
curlyrocks - April 25, 2014, 4:03 pm
Wow. just wow. When I 1st read the tweets I thought she had a legit concern like victims of ra**, but this is just pathetic. Remember a few years ago when everything online was called "virtual" now it's all "cyber". We need to go back to remind people
foxrecon19d - April 21, 2014, 6:15 pm
Really? No one ever Twitter'd an IED to us. So please contact our commanding officer, Barack Obama, and force him to justify to the American people why their tax money is going to pay for your PTSD claims


ballon tank -




Fail -


TAGS: fail
Rating: 3.4/5

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BobChica - September 18, 2014, 5:12 pm
That's pretty misleading. If you did invest the $100x12 months, you can now get $1717/month for up to 36 months. That's a ROI of 5151% It's utterly stupid not to participate. Besides that, as a disabled vet, he can also get Chapter 31 benefits.
50cal - April 24, 2013, 1:51 pm

That's great to hear!
50cal - April 24, 2013, 1:51 pm

That's great to hear!
Drwski - April 24, 2013, 1:24 pm
TA has been put back in place for a couple weeks now (Active Duty)
50cal - April 19, 2013, 8:39 am

In addition, tuition a**istance for active duty has been cut off, while the ilegal immigrant school aid has been increased.... How does that logic work?
50cal - April 19, 2013, 8:36 am

GI bill is paid into by the user...... if you did not invest in the GI bill, then you get $0.
jedimonk - April 18, 2013, 4:40 pm
GI bill?


Damn budget cuts! -


TAGS: weapon fail
Rating: 5/5

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mooja - May 14, 2012, 2:06 am
Sir, I don't think that's going to work.


One of the worst duties in the Army -




Funding cuts -


TAGS: fail army
Rating: 4.71/5

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There is nothing suspicious with a piano in the middle of the woods -


TAGS: army fail
Rating: 4.67/5

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Nice bi-pod dude -


TAGS: army fail
Rating: 4.56/5

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awesomerice - December 29, 2011, 6:20 pm
Asked his supply sergeant for a bi-pod and received 90mph ***e and two broken antennas. Supply sergeant received MSM for supporting the soldiers.


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